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Female
Divorced
Clovis, California
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Life without laughter is not worth living

Hello there I am a 35 year old single mother of 2 (boy/girl combo). I live in the Los Angeles area currently but I was born and raised in Central Cali. I am 100% honest, silly, sarcastic (but not in a nasty way), cynical (with a sense of humor) & tend to be very shy until I get to know you. I don't have any tattoos and the only piercings I have are in my ears. I have a VERY strong personality but I'm not dominant, I love to laugh & I am always cracking jokes, even though most are bad :) You should be single, have a job, don't do drugs/smoke, consider yourself attractive, and you're putting in serious effort to find a long-term relationship. I'm not looking for some causal fun or a friends with benefit person. Cooking is a passion in my life; there is nothing better than a kitchen full of friends, food and wine.

Appearance
Best Feature
Eyes
Hair
Brown
Eyes
Brown
Physique
Voluptuous
Height
5'  6"   (168 cm)
Family Roots
Armenian
Race
White / Caucasian
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Non-Smoker
Drinking
Socially
Has Kids
Yes
Wants Kids
Maybe
Religion
Christian
Education
Some College
Occupation
Other
Income
I'll tell you later
Exercise
Occasionally
Politics
Conservative
What languages do you speak?
English, Armenian
Favorite Music
Alternative, Classical, Classic Rock, Middle Eastern / Persian / Arabic
Favorites
Favorite Actors
Adam Sandler
Favorite Actresses
Drew Barrymore
Favorite Bands
Duran Duran, Meghan Trainor, Bruno Mars
Favorite Clothing Stores
Torrid
Favorite Colors
Pink
Favorite Country
USA
Favorite Drinks
Strawberry Daiquiri
Favorite Fast Foods
Chipotle
Favorite Comedies
Wedding Singer
Favorite Dramas
Gone with the wind
Favorite News Anchor
Ron Burgundy
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
In the Rain
Favorite Politicians
Ronald Reagan - such a romantic
Favorite Quote From A Movie
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Favorite Restaurants
PF Changs
Favorite Songs At The Moment
Stay - Rihanna
Favorite Sports
Collage Football - USC
Favorite TV Comedies
Modern Family
Favorite TV Dramas
True Detective
Favorite Foods
Nothing too spicy
Favorite Styles Of Music
90s flashbacks
Interests
Animals
Monkies are so cute
Astrology
Sagittarius
Board Games
“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.” - Einstein
Cooking
Such a creative outlet for me
Dancing
Dance as though no one is watching you
Singing
Sing as though no one can hear you <3
Traveling
To travel is to live
Personality
Adventurousness Somewhat Daring
Affectionateness Very Doting
Trustingness Somewhat Skeptical
Confidence Somewhat Confident
Independence Very Independent
Mood Somewhat Chill
Romance Somewhat Romantic
Sociability Somewhat Extroverted
Thought Process Somewhat Analytical
Tolerance Average
Lifestyle
Dress Average
Energy Average
Go Party Sometimes
Religion Average
Neatness Somewhat Neat
Punctuality Often Early
Spending Average
Work Ethic Driven
Insights
Describe the perfect evening.
Good conversation, maybe dinner and a movie
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Lust at first sight; love takes time to develop
What is the most important lesson that you've learned?
If plan A doesn't work, remember there is 25 more letters of the alphabet to go :-)
What gets on your nerves?
Facades and the lack of reality
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
Communication and Trust
What turns you off?
The smell of cigarette smoke