I'll try to make you laugh.

Imagine your perfect guy... Picture him with muscles, a fast car, big house, filthy rich, model material! Now forget about him and focus on me. I'm not perfect but I'm better than OK. I am not your muscular type, but can lift you into the bedroom. I don't have a super fast car, but I do drive a modern city car. I'm fairly intelligent, have a great personality, am very sarcastic (hence the username) and often told that I have a great sense of humour. I'd like to think that I am very easy going and comfortable to talk to. I am an open book and do not shy away from any topic. I love to listen and I love to talk. I believe communication is very important. I can be very straight forward and honest at times and can also be very low key and respectful. I believe that chivalry is still alive. I have a supportive family and love spending time with my nieces and nephews. I enjoy being around great company and have an established group of friends. I have been told that I can be the life of the party. I am very career oriented and my mind is business focused. I believe having an education and a career you are passionate about is important as it not only pays the bills and keeps a roof over your head, but keeps your brain working. I am looking for my partner in crime and seeking the missing piece to the crazy puzzle I am putting together for myself. I think I am on the right path and hope I can meet someone that appreciates who I am and what I can offer.