How my friends describe me? He has the only fully functioning Time-Machine. He speaks Armenian in 5 languages. In his previous life he invented the Kabob, and all of its variations. His car is registered in a different zip code from where he lives. King “Ara the Keghetzig” was his ugly cousin. He gets a bad rap from some Pit-bulls. His dog calls him “Bro”. His shadow is in the shape of Mt. Ararat. Noah liked the ark he built him. He nicknamed the United Nations, “UN”. He sometimes spit on people who are uncool. He made Kardashinans consider dropping ian from their last names. Miniature giraffe, he has it. He don’t usually drink alcohol, but when he does, it’s “Aragh” home-made. Humor I has it