Public Announcement: Hello Ladies . First I would like to thank you for viewing my profile. 2nd be supporter of 2nd Amendment would really appreciate it if you decide to chat with me please be professional, please reside in Los Angeles and be able to chat in English since using the English alphabet to type Armenian words on this site it’s difficult to say the least. Thank you now moving on to chemistry. Valuable scientific data. The following are two proposed additions to the periodic table of elements (from chemistry class): Element name: woman Symbol: WO Atomic weight: (don't even go there) Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.