No filters, no “beauty shots”, what you see is what you get:)))

I want to meet my soulmate, my Last Love. You are old school, with a razor sharp sense of humor. An alpha male who has enough life experience to appreciate a kind of woman “they don’t make anymore”, and knows how to treat a good woman right. I will always have my man’s back, and I am loyal to a fault. Please don’t send me generic messages. Please don’t try to engage me in conversation with “philosophical, deep thoughts”, they read fake. I have a severe allergy to B.S. I don’t do drama, toxicity, and negativity. I avoid conflict at all cost. I’m not looking for pen pals. I am very good at reading between the lines. If you’re looking for a feminist liberal, who likes to dominate men, please keep scrolling. My history with men is amusing, and falls into two categories: 1) after the first date they want to move in together/get married. 2) after the first date they run, lol, because they think I’m too good to be true. :))) (PS. Bonus points if you speak Russian ;)))