Here are the reasons why you should date me...

I have a Costco card. I'll order extra so you can taste my food too. You're always right. I wont keep asking you how can I fix it. I'll put the toilet seat back down. You can have the TV's remote control. My Apartment will be stocked with dark chocolate. I'll make you laugh. I'll open the door for you. I won't judge you based on your past relationships. I won't judge you at all. I'll call you when I say I'll call. I can fix your computer. I'll kill bugs for you. I'll think of you when you're away. I'll stop and ask for directions. Flowers won't just be on special occasions. You'll never be crazy to me. I'll be crazy for you. My heart will skip a beat every time I see you. I'll save everything you give me. I'll never hurt you. I don't play video games. I use the internet other than for porn. I'll find your weird habits cute. I'll put a blanket over you if you fall asleep. I won't compare you to my ex-girlfriends. You can take the carpool lane now. I don't snore. I won't make you pay for dinner unless you want to. I'll bring you soup when you're sick. I'll call you after the first date. I'll hold your hair back when you barf. I won't ever say I told you so. I will never try to change you.