(Offline) DAI-DAI | Amused

Male, 49 years old | Never Married
Ontario, Canada

(Offline) DAI-DAI | Amused

Male, 49 years old | Never Married
Ontario, Canada

Just when you thought it was safe to date......
Hello, I am below average and severely undesireable. I have a huge nose and an even bigger belly. I am balding in traditional armenian fashion, but I have really hairy chest and back. I like to braid my chest hair while watching cartoons. I drink like a fish and eat like a pig. I smoke at least 2 packs a day and I have gambled all of my possessions away as well. I live in a windowless basement bachelor apartment with my parents and 8 of my relatives, 4 stray dogs, 3 retarded cats and a raccoon with rabies. I have a dead end job driving a delivery truck for a diaper company. My life is a living hell and I would like to share it with some other unsuspecting individual that preferably has a job and some savings. I personally believe that the only reason woman was placed on this earth was to serve man. I have a one piece eyebrow and I usually walk around in a loin cloth and carry a club!!
Looking For: Should be a lady on the street and a freak in the bed! Must like to have sex at any given moment, anywhere, without any birth control whatsoever.You should believe in monagamy but not care if your partner plays the field on a regular basis. You should be someone that is seen and not heard. Skin tight, revealing and low cut clothing should be your primary wardrobe.Must be able to make soujouk, basterma, lahmajun and tabbouleh concurrently at any given time. Underwear is optional and actually not suggested. Should be able to get beer and other assorted alcoholic beverages on a moments notice. Someone who does not mind getting knocked around when I get home from work and have had a bad day and need to take my fustrations out. Capable of removing food stains from shirts, lipstick from collars and skid marks from underwear is an absolute plus. You must be able to respond to " inch bidi udenk" and the ever so popular "yerp bidi udenk". If you actually believe this you need help! If you think this is hilarious, drop me a line and read on. It only gets better.
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His Details

Religion
Atheist
What languages do you speak?
English
Race
Other
Family Roots
Greek
Physique
Heavyset
Height
6'  3"   (190 cm)
Smoking
Smoker
Drinking
Regularly
Has Kids
No
Wants Kids
Yes
Education
High School
Occupation
Retired
Income
I'll tell you later
Exercise
I'll tell you later
Politics
Very Conservative
Best Feature
Belly Button
Hair
Brown
Eyes
Brown
Favorite Music
Gospel, Religious
Insights

Insights

Describe the perfect evening.
Eating, drinking, gambling
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
By putting a lifeguard at the gene pool.
What do your friends tease you about the most?
Please see above.
What turns you off?
Woman that talks about herself non stop.
What turns you on?
Naked Female Islamic Jihad Mud wrestling
Favorites

Favorites

Favorite Actors
Pee Wee Herman
Favorite Actresses
Jenna Jameson
Favorite Artists
Picasso
Favorite Athletes
Mike Tyson
Favorite Authors
Salman Rushdie
Favorite Bands
Village People
Favorite Hangouts
The Stable
Favorite Books
Sex for Dummies
Favorite Cities
San Francisco
Favorite Clothing Stores
Urban behaviour
Favorite Colors
Fuschia
Favorite Country
Uganda
Favorite Drinks
Sex on the beach in a broken down golf cart
Favorite Fashion Designers
Versace
Favorite Fast Foods
The Greasy Spoon
Favorite Magazines
Naughty Neighbour
Favorite Comedies
On Golden Blonde
Favorite Dramas
Tool of The Nile
Favorite Horror Movies
Jason vs. Jenna Jameson
Favorite Action Movies
Debbie Does Dallas
Favorite News Anchor
Jon Stewart
Favorite Night Clubs
Gays & Guys
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
Penis
Favorite Plays
A funny thing happened on the way to the forum
Favorite Politicians
Bill Clinton
Favorite Sports Teams
Leafs
Favorite Quote From A Movie
Dead or alive you are coming with me
Favorite Restaurants
Mc Donalds
Favorite Songs At The Moment
Macho man
Favorite Sports
Naked jello wrestling
Favorite Stocks
Enron, IMclone, Nortel
Favorite TV Comedies
Spongebob Squarepants
Favorite TV Dramas
Knight Rider
Favorite TV News Sources
Naked News
Interests

Interests

Antiques
Who wants old stuff
Barbecues
Cook out baby!!!
Bars
Meatmarket for humans
Basketball
White men can't jump
Biology
Dissecting can be fun
Board Games
Suck
Community Service
Judge made me do that
Guns
Love them
Internet
Porn is king
Medicine
Need it for STD's
Photography
Nude stuff
Personality

Personality

Adventurousness
Very Daring

Affectionateness
Very Reserved

Trustingness
Very Skeptical

Confidence
Very Confident

Independence
Very Independent

Mood
Carefree, Chill

Romance
Not Romantic At All

Sociability
Very Introverted

Thought Process
Very Artistic

Tolerance
Unbending

Lifestyle

Lifestyle

Dress
Very Casual

Energy
Very Low

Go Party
Always

Neatness
Total Slob

Punctuality
Always Late

Spending
Very Thrifty

Work Ethic
Very Lazy

 
 

His Details

Religion
Atheist
What languages do you speak?
English
Race
Other
Family Roots
Greek
Physique
Heavyset
Height
6'  3"   (190 cm)
Smoking
Smoker
Drinking
Regularly
Has Kids
No
Wants Kids
Yes
Education
High School
Occupation
Retired
Income
I'll tell you later
Exercise
I'll tell you later
Politics
Very Conservative
Best Feature
Belly Button
Hair
Brown
Eyes
Brown
Favorite Music
Gospel, Religious
 
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